An affliction of the upper-spine and/or neck, similar to
scoliosis, resulting in a permanent bend in the neck titling the head to either the left or right. Caused by constantly straining to
reach the upper rack of the fridge to get
dad "another cold one" as a child.
Cletus the
hoosier's dirty-ass head can be seen leaning to the right while he's driving around in his shitty
old truck. The poor guy is afflicted by mulletosis, for which science has not found a cure. (Probably because medicaid doesn't cover it)