mullane

sexual god who has unlimited powers

Damn, your such a fuckin mullane.

by Eric Wright February 12, 2005

mullane

–verb (used without object)
1. to gracefully cancel an obligation last minute.

1. As excited as I am to see you tonite, sadly I need to mullane.

by Bay Knuhatts August 4, 2007

mullane

queer homo who likes getting raped and he knows my rhymes is better than his

dan rapes riley and riley likes it,

by Sizzler April 7, 2004

ewan mullane

Ewan is a fucking god he has the most biggest penis in the world

Is that Ewan yes it’s ewan mullane

by MakMak007 July 28, 2021

John Mulaney Syndrome

Someone who has gay vibes, but isn’t actually gay

Nah, he just has John Mulaney Syndrome.

by Absolute twat September 25, 2020

John Mulaney

An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.

John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.

by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020

John Mulaney

A high-waisted man with feminine hips who enjoys listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat.

Diner Guest 1: Did you see that little asshole John Mulaney who put Whats New Pussycat on the Jukebox 21 times?

Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!

by MotharChod June 13, 2018