Two times. Jesus fed the masses with loaves of bread and fishes on two occasions. The first was five loaves of bread and two fishes to five thousand men. The second was seven loaves and small fishes to four thousand men. So when you use my word, I mean that with a little bit of food you feed the many in your home.
by Kali Ivy July 4, 2021
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A often deranged person who unfortunately takes his belief to the extremes where theres no safe way back. He happens to be seen on the streets wearing "jesus look alike clothes" and pretend to be him because he turnes out stupid everywhere he's going. The person don't have any real friends. The person can't do any good anywhere so he tries to make a good social status out of being this nonsense religious jesus that preaches stuff from the holy bible because maybe thats the way to get attention for actually being someone "good" in society? Never!
The sad truth is that the person often ends up alone fucked up by the society(Scientology never likes them) so that ppl with higher intelligence, so as atheists...don't wanna make anything better out of them and the jesus freak always ends up where he belongs. In the garbage can...sorry jesus.
A often deranged person who unfortunately takes his belief to the extremes where theres no safe way back. He happens to be seen on the streets wearing "jesus look alike clothes" and pretend to be him because he turnes out stupid everywhere he's going. The person don't have any real friends. The person can't do any good anywhere so he tries to make a good social status out of being this nonsense religious jesus that preaches stuff from the holy bible because maybe thats the way to get attention for actually being someone "good" in society? Never!
The sad truth is that the person often ends up alone fucked up by the society(Scientology never likes them) so that ppl with higher intelligence, so as atheists...don't wanna make anything better out of them and the jesus freak always ends up where he belongs. In the garbage can...sorry jesus.
Woman: "Oh look, is that an airplane?"
Man: "No it's just another jesusfreak pretending he can fly"
Atheist: "How come Jesus always has to wear a glory on his head?"
Christian: "Because thats how jesus can shine for his lovely jesusfreaks out there".
Man: "No it's just another jesusfreak pretending he can fly"
Atheist: "How come Jesus always has to wear a glory on his head?"
Christian: "Because thats how jesus can shine for his lovely jesusfreaks out there".
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My ex gave me such a head trip. It maid me crazy. Pure munipulation, straight lies and tries to tell you as truth. She uses my kid as a way to munipulate me into giving or doing things i dont want to be. A emotionally abusive woman. Narriciesst play on men and women. Been going through all sorts of counseling and court appointments
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