Jesused

When a college football player does an amazing move beyond human capabilities. Only used when talking about college football players.

Tim Tebow just jesused on that play. He broke 5 tackles and ran for an 80 yard touchdown.

by College Football Guru October 23, 2009

Jesused

Slang: Past tense of the verb "to Jesus" which means to do something perfectly.

Yes! I got a 97% on my term paper. I completely Jesused my conclusion.

by lordacro April 25, 2006

Jesused

To become an annoying, over-the-top, born again Christian.

"He used to be fun and drink with us at parties, but now he's all mellow and God-this and God-that after getting all Jesused."

by Dr. Charles Dromedary September 10, 2011

Jesused

To t-pose on a plus sign

Before Jesus died he Jesused

by Cum meister August 21, 2022

Jesused

“Jesused” the past tense of “to Jesus” a verb meaning to be labeled as or changed to Jesus.

Person 1: Oh hey, how have you been, mate?

Person 2: Oh it’s alright, i’ve been *jesused* though so things are a little rough right now

by RobbieRotten478 July 4, 2023

jesused outt

becoming completely obsessed with jesus just because your friends are

laken whats up with all these stupid kids that are getting all jesused outt

by Erikakathleenman October 16, 2008

Getting Jesused

Getting jesused is a term for when, in a video game, someone seemingly drops from nowhere kills you in one shot and lands on your corpse.

Jim:Hey guys, over here playing some quake 3 and.... AWWW SON OF A.... I JUST GOT JESUSED

bob:Oh man, that sucks, I hate Getting Jesused.

by Lionspirit February 4, 2013