Goetch

The rarest first name for a human male.

I have a friend named Goetch. He is the only man alive with this first name.

by cobbnobbler February 4, 2010

gotcha

Comes from, "I 'got' you."
Which is an alternative for, "I understand you."
Or, "I will comply."

"Lock up when you leave."
Reply:
"Gotcha."

by John R. Carter, Sr. June 25, 2005

the gotch

A sexually transmitted disease that has evolved from syphillis, genital herpes, and the "clap."

"I heard she got the gotch, what a slut!"

"I don't know what the gotch is, but I'm pretty damn sure I don't have it!"

"I think the gotch count in the room is about ten."

by Paul Haggis, Dan Larsony January 16, 2008

gotcha journalism

simple, straight-forward questions that cannot be answered by inept politicians.

katie couric: "governor palin, how many fingers am i holding up?"

sarah palin: "you know katie, i'm sick and tired of this gotcha journalism."

by bun September 30, 2008

gouching

Sedation / Drowsiness
Under the
influence of Heroin (An appearance of nodding off to sleep).

Stop gouching Bro and go get a nuffa £10 bag. Im clucking

by Sun lolly August 1, 2003

gotchie gravy

The liquid shit stain in your underwear, especially after flurching or a bad bout of diarrhea!

If you've got diarrhea and don't make it to the John in time, you run the risk of getting some gotchie gravy!

by Jon-Miester November 11, 2008

Gotcha hat

A phrase that results in an immediate ass whooping

His final words were "gotcha hat" may he rest in peace

by Teehew May 7, 2021