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Top Gooners

1) The "superior;snooty" Arsenal fans

2)The most unbearable type of Arsenal fans. They suck up to the club and do whatever they can to gain clout via social media platforms. They spread toxic positivity and constantly change their narrative to remain satisfied with the clubs' actions and lack of success
They refuse to hold the club accountable no matter what and basically lose their marbles if anyone dares criticise them. There's a man on sky sports called "Gareth Neville" who received a lot of hate from Arsenal fans because he didn't think they could win the title (which actually happened!)
E.g Arsenal are linked with Kai Havertz

MR DT : "Well if Mikel Arteta wants him, then so do I. He's exactly what we need! Immense playah!"

Lee Gunner: "these Top Gooners are inverted mate"
by g3org3.m June 20, 2023
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Gonkers

Saying "Gonked" also works for this, it means to get drunk.
Luke: Man, Xavier got gonkers again
Brody: Goddammit
Xavier: Hehehe, gonked
by Drippy--Water June 14, 2022
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Goonerosity

J showed goonerosity putting me up for the night in boston
by p March 13, 2004
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gooner

Diehard supporters of the best team in the Premiership and the pride of North London. Feared by other like Yids, Mancs and Scousers.
The Gooners just beat the Yid scum to 4th in the premiership and stle their Champions League place.

Damn it those Gooners have beaten those Liverpool scouse scum shealsuit wearing theiving bastards 3-1 and 6-3 in the space of 4 days.
by Die Hard Gooner January 16, 2007
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goonberry

a straight up goon. catch phrases include: schwippidy schwap, schwaaaaap, murphy, or claaaank. goonberry's do not consume any variations of animal flesh. he also does not eat eggs because of their potent smell. he enjoys goonberry-muffins, taco bell, and brawl. he is prone to winning elections uncontested. he tends to schwapp people (generally children) in video and online games. research has indicated that he may be the leader of the Autobots.

synonyms include: bus-master, goonberry-master, and master-baiter.
did that guy just say 'schwippidy schwap?' what a goonberry!
by softlipsgrover April 13, 2011
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gooker

A particularily bad professional wrestling gimmick, similar to that of the Gobbledy Gooker, which was the gimmick given to Eddie Guerrero's brother Hector. The Gooker wore a full-body turkey suit and once danced with Mean Gene Okerlund at Survivor Series
The Boogeyman is a total gooker.
by Mr Gentleman December 6, 2006
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gooners

a nickname for arsenal who are coincidentally the best team in the world and we have thierry henry and cesc fabregas and theo walcott and manyoo have stupid rooney, very stupid rooney
"go gooners!"

"gooners are at the top of the premiership table again"
by Leeko22 August 29, 2006
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