David: Hey man, what shoes should I wear to the wedding? My sandals or my dress shoes?
John: Dude, do not wear sandals to a wedding. You will look like a goonker.
John: Dude, do not wear sandals to a wedding. You will look like a goonker.
by middlenix April 4, 2021
Get the goonker mug.A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
by FacedPunched September 25, 2013
Get the Dutch gonker mug.A diehard, female supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC, the winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together.
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Get the Gooner mug.Masturbating for long periods often extending past 6 hours.
Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.
Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.
"K.Quigs missed class because he was having a goonerbating session with a heard of pig dools."
see "pig dool."
see "pig dool."
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