Gadoobers 

A word that comes to mind and/or exclaimed aloud when one has just been unveiled to the sight of either breasts, testicles or less commonly, ass, and are unsure of the accepted terminologies when referring to either one or both. As these parts of the human anatomy respectively are dissimilar, it could be deduced that 'Gadoobers' is a term used to refer to rounded objects that are attached to oneself, exist in a pair, both being virtually interchangeable with one another, and have the potential to cause sexual arousal. The singular and plural for Gadoobers is self-same, thus, 'Gadoober' is in no way related to 'Gadoobers'. When said, it will likely be emphatic and accompanied with another word preceding to emphasise the awe in which the speaker has experienced upon seeing the Gadoobers. If there were to be a cinematic depiction of how this word be expelled with the contextual conditions met (eyes meet balls, breasts or buttocks), it would be comparable to a 'Eureka moment', and so light contrast would suddenly be increased, time slowed, and appearing as though one has just seen God.

I just saw Mia Khalifa topless. Never again will regular Gadoobers tickle my fancy.

Gadoobers by thisisdemoralizing37 August 28, 2022

Glooberschneiber 

N. The substance formed when one simultaniously ejaculates, and sneezes. To glooberschneiber -berred, -berring V. Glooberschneiberish Adj.

you have a little glooberschneiber on your shirt there; did you just glooberschneiber all over the place?

Glooberschneiber by ryva9125 January 19, 2011

gloober

wierd word some sort of an insult

You are a gl0ober

gloober by Anonymous November 7, 2003

goobert 

A really good kid and all that has a high coolness rating and can make any person laugh.

On a cruise, the goobert constantly caused a green eyed girl to laugh her head off.

The goobert was the big cheese at his local high school.

The goobert caused the girl to laugh when he opened his eyes super wide.

goobert by Goobert22 June 19, 2013

Goobert 

A quirky, funny and adorable wife or girlfriend. A term of endearment towards all the personal traits that only a husband or boyfriend would find funny.

A: Darling, what are you doing?
B: Watching TV with my two favourite dog print cushions

A: I love you, You're such a Goobert

Goobert by Bunny Kings September 28, 2012

Goobert 

A Goobert is sexy and cute and cuddly and he is so playful and happy and can always find something to do or occupy himself. He does not like french fries or lettuce and will pick the meat out of a whole hamburger. A Goobert is usually very short and stocky with an under bite and very sexy lips. His penis is most likely, fuzzy and balls are always big. His face and ears make him look like a bat, you might think him to be a secret under cover super hero. A Goobert is mainly carnivorous and will not take anything butt. A Goobert will always be happy and excited to see you by shaking his entire body. Some may say that a Goobert looks like a moo or a (cow).He is kind of gay but that's okay because he doesn't even know it he just a pupple-up. A Goobert is always happy. A Goobert is usually very silky and sexy and handsome. He gives licks. And will warm up and nuzzle up to your body at night cuz he loves you. He usually likes to chill or take his g naps in a pup cave or under a bunch of blankets, the more the blankets the better.

Goobert Pup Land Service Hole Goober Gubz Gubinz Gubins Gubiulous Maximus Gubiulous Goobins Gubs Pup Land Service Hole

Goobert by GoobertPupLandServiceHole September 24, 2013

Goobert 

A pederast who gets into all kinds of zany and wacky trouble with the law.

That person is such a goobert, he pederized my child.

Goobert by Chris Crowbody March 2, 2008