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Fattist

A person who subconsciously links overweight individuals as looking like the same famous person. I. E, Every full figured white girl looks like Adele.
Mom says to daughter about new sister n law, she looks like Adele. Daughter stunned, tells mom she’s a fattist.
by Msjames44 February 5, 2019
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Fartsthma

When someone farts in a confined space and you can't breathe to the point where you wheeze
Someone farted on the train and it gave me fartsthma
by Jesseh May 12, 2016
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fartstance

That subtle and clearly recognizable slight raising of a rump cheek, to allow a fart to freely escape.
Look at that fartstance, there’s no question he has terrible gas!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2018
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Fartisan

Someone who is highly skilled in the art of farting with well-developed sphinchter control that allows them to control both the duration and acoustics of their farts. A fartisan may deliberately eat certain foods in order to increase their fart power.
He possessed an uncanny ability to fart. He could release them slowly producing a fart as long as eight seconds or propel them out with one large sphinctoral push to produce a more powerful but shorter fart. He was a true fartisan and skilled fartsman.
by Lucius Atkinson June 5, 2018
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faptist

A baptist that preaches the good word about masturbation.
After years of not knowing how to properly masturbate, Jimmy went to see the faptist to get helpful advice on how to do it.
by Protractor May 16, 2016
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fartitus

When a person become stricken with an abundance of uncontrollable and excessive farting.
Don't go near Maureen, she has a bad case of fartitus!
by samlap June 26, 2008
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Fartissimo

1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.
The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!
by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011
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