That guy in the gym that likes to wear size extra-small shirts to give the illusion of being bigger than he actually is. The extra small shirt always appears to restrict his breathing, hence: can't beathe.
that nigga can't breathe.
by flexbrah July 20, 2011
Normally used on tumblr. An expression used when something's so funny the person is laughing so hard they can't breathe. Or maybe they can and they're just exaggerating and are only laughing a little.
*a gif of a penguin failing to catch fish and falling into the water*
" OMG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW I CAN'T BREATHE THERE IS VOMIT EVERYWHRE HEEEELP"
by libertylu January 6, 2014
"I can't breath" is what Biden will try to say when Kamala Harris sits on his face and eventually makes him pass out with her farts.
(Sleepy) Joe Biden: *Snoring*

Kamala Harris: *Comes in bedroom and sits in his face*

Joe Biden: I can't breath!

Kamala Harris: *fart*

Joe Biden: *gets a boner before he passes out*
by Skyrim550 April 14, 2022
my pH is low, bro
psych patient in restraints yells, "I can't breath, mother fucker!"
he means he cannot compensate for his metabolic acidosis because he can't ventilate from all the people restraining him
by toxdoc March 21, 2022
the word that black people now yell when a police officer touches them and can breathe just fine

I am not racist I have seen a lot of instance of people yelling this when they can breathe just fine
the black woman was yelling I can't breath when the police officer was putting handcuffs on her.
by don't question me October 28, 2020
True of COVID-19 sufferers and of George Floyd. The key phrase at this moment in American history.
"I can't breathe, said Floyd as he was being suffocated. "I can't breathe" thought more than 100,000 victims as they were dying of Covid. "I can't breathe" chanted countless Americans in the streets, protesting enduring police brutality.
by Monkey's Dad June 1, 2020
When a cop kills a black guy for no fucking reason.
"Man you read the news tonight?"
"What happened?"
"Another I can't breathe, AGAIN."
by MedusaSuckIt December 8, 2014