Choner

A small, fat penis when an erection is occured by sexual-intercourse or the sight of a very hot girl.

"Whoa! That girl just gave me a choner."

by Its luna July 29, 2009

Choner

Combination of Chode and Boner. An arrogant asshole that is a jerk to everyone and is overcompensating for how much of a pathetic loser he really is by humiliating others.

Also: if the balls have been removed the extra length of the penis that is under the taint/grundle.

Sally felt bad for him because he is so pitiful, but he shit in her hair and pounded her hole with his no-ball shaft. What a choner!

Sally got choned.

by choned May 21, 2011

Cholera Cart

A small, man powered cart that sells cheap foodstuffs by the side of the road such as satay sticks, corn, dumplings, etc, that taste great when you are bladdered at 3 am, but leave you with a sore tummy and runny botty the next day. Used to be very prevalent along Legian Street in Kuta many moons ago.

Geez I'm feeling sick today. I've been driving the porcelain bus all morning. Wish I hadn't stopped for a chew at the cholera cart on the way back from the Kuta pub crawl last night.

by Kuta Kev January 21, 2015

Choner

A boner in Chino's.

Vini's got a choner!

I know right!

by Someonesomewherewj April 18, 2011

choner

chest-boner
a bump on the upper part of your chest.

Did you see that girl's choner? It was so gross.

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

cholera

1. Intense, sometimes fatal diarrhea.

2. Death Metal band out of Ohio; Brutal musicians.

1. He was the third relative I've lost from cholera.

2. I got kicked in the face by a fat guy wearing a JFAC shirt at the Cholera show.

both are very metal in my opinion

by GeoJordan September 15, 2007

choner

someone wit a chode who has a boner

mike mcpeake got a choner when he saw lindsey

by your boii October 8, 2007