schutzed

Wasted beyond belief. Similar to shwasted or shitfaced.

Man we are getting so schutzed tonight at this party!

by sirensacappella March 12, 2011

Schmutzbert

You can call someone an idiot in a funny way if you use Schmutzbert. Schmutzbert is just used to joke around among friends. instead of ironically calling a friend idiot you can use Schmutzbert. So it's not a real insult

Du bist doch echt so ein Schmutzbert digga

by N1klas March 23, 2021

schlutie

n. An attractive woman of questionable moral character. Likely to have an STD, illegitimate child or naked pictures of her on the internet.

Julie was a schlutie.

by Goose4 April 15, 2008

Schmugazie

Coke, cocaine, that is snorted through the nostrils.

Schmugazie boy : yo bro you got that Thaaaaaaang!

Guy: yeah!! You know I got that schmugazie Brothah.

Thank god I really need some cocaine man.

by Seamus O'hara July 12, 2018

Schmutz

This word can be found in a Jewish Medical Dictionary. This is the stuff that comes out when a dermatologist lances a cyst on your body.

"Hey Doc what happened when you lanced that cyst on my back?" Doc- " Lots of Schmutz came out"

by SJL123 July 18, 2021

Schmundie

From the Yiddish for vagina & surrounding parts.

Slang for the C word, as putz is for penis and a dick/douchebag.

Quit bein such a schmundie , JC

by MandrinMark October 18, 2021

Schmitzel pistol

A person who sneezes without their shirt on… while having a boner.

While enjoying sexy time, I schmitzel pistoled and had to immediately put my shirt back on.

by Schmitzelpistol December 10, 2022