Schmuffin Top

Someone with severe muffin top hence the "sch" usually found in lame states like PA, CT, and Idaho.

Person 1: Hey did u see that that sexy broad?!
Person 2: No way she had a schmuffin top.

by Poland Spring April 27, 2008

schmuff

A drunken idiot who passes out at a fraternity house with their shoes on.

Seth: Look at Sam, he passed out with his shoes still on.
Chad: Lets draw dicks on that schmuff.

by schmuff May 29, 2018

schmumfy

The act of shutting the front door, putting on your comfy cosies and curling up in front of the tv/fire/tiktok knowing you don’t have to go outside into the cold or rain.

“No Flotsam, I don’t want to go to shuffleboard today, I’ve just taken my bra off and I’m all schmumfy”

by _doodles November 24, 2024

Schmuffled

when something isnt sitting right or when something looks out of place.
also can be used to describe certain feelings
also means messy, sloppy, half assed

"my hair is all schmuffled today"

to friend painting "what are u trying to paint"

"im trying to paint This but it keeps coming out all schmuffled "

by xx_jadore_dior August 1, 2013

Schmuffles

Big squishy hugs.

I love you so much. Come here and let me give you some schmuffles.

Aw, did you have a nightmare? Don't worry, schmuffles will make you feel better.

by Schmufflestein August 17, 2015

Schmumble head

A schmumble head is a orange creature who looks a bit like humans but are smaller and have almost no necks. They have a very wide head and are very smart

1: woooow dude look, a schmumble head!!

2: dude youre hallucinating again, i told you those mushrooms weren’t chanterelles

by Schlodderr March 3, 2018

Schlumford

A specific tone that comes out while farting in the process of taking a large dump. The tone starts at a low pitch while air is pushed out the gas pocket of a fart and then towards the end reaches a high crescendo at the finish

Did you hear Bobby and that beautiful schlumford there at the end of that porcelain throne sesh??

by VernacularVixen February 2, 2024