flotsam

One who spends all waking moments on the weekend either drunk, high, or stoned. Will often be seen in bars, always carries a baggie, and constitutes a public nuisance.

see jetsam

It's no wonder he slept with that 60 year old woman on Firday: he was in complete flotsam mode.

by cervixexpress March 16, 2005

flotsam

(floating) things from a wrecked ship

flotsam in lotr :p

by KliXje December 19, 2003

flotsam

Flotsam is a term used by year-round residents of Cape Cod MA to describe people who come up to the Cape only for the summer. It is said that on the Cape that "For every piece of real flotsam here we have 100 summer flotsams to equal that." It's a typical Natives vs. Anything-but-Natives arguement.

The flotsam in P-Town is really bad, all the tourists come to go whalewatching or go shopping.

by Sid Barrett August 23, 2007

Flotsam

The post-coital, partially mollified, half-mast penis. Subject to flotsam jumpers and tankslaps.

"My mom found out that I had been having sex because she could see my flotsam bulge through my pants."

by Cory Massaro September 24, 2007

flotsam

an inability to have a erection for more than a period of 5 days,and without treatment a certain form of dick crust will appear

Dude, I think my dick has flotsam i haven't had an erection for like a week!

Dude i heard that guy has flotsam on his dick you can tell he hasn't got laid in a while

by Kc.Mike.Marshall February 17, 2008

Flotsam Hippie

A hippie that has no real opinion. They only copy other hippies' opinions. They cannot defend their points and just act superior as a defense.

95% of all hippies are Flotsam Hippies.

Derived from the maritime term Flotsam, which means the trash thrown out of a boat that just floats in the water and goes where waves take it.

If you've ever used the term "spewing hate" you might be a flotsam hippie.....sorry.

by Flerpyderpypie August 27, 2016

flotsam and jetsam

One of the most underrated Metal bands. Has been around since 1986, and Jason Newstead was their original bassist, which you all may know to have joined Metallica.

Flotsam and Jetsam are fucking awesome. "No Place For Disgrace" is their best album, and an important Thrash Metal album. If you don't like it, you simply don't like real Metal.

by Think Outside The Box November 14, 2007