A man who brought great humor into the world until he died early 2005. It was a great loss. He has produced some excellent CDs, and I very much suggest that you go and buy them.
All the previous entries on this page are correct, unless someone dissed him.
All the previous entries on this page are correct, unless someone dissed him.
(I would put a quote here, if i could be bothered. I can, and so I will.)
"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. 'Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice.'"
and
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
And who could forget...
"On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where the fuck did you get that banana at?"
"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. 'Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice.'"
and
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
And who could forget...
"On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where the fuck did you get that banana at?"
by Twalger April 29, 2005
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Mitch Rowland is the wonderful, amazing, beautiful and talented famous guitarist in a band which Harry Styles sings for. Harry is a good singer but not as good as Mitch!
Veronica: Who is the best person in the world?
Honey: Mitch Rowland!
Veronica: Isn’t he also the definition of perfect?
Honey: Yes! 100% yes! And you should also stream She featuring Harry Styles but start it at 3:38
Honey: Mitch Rowland!
Veronica: Isn’t he also the definition of perfect?
Honey: Yes! 100% yes! And you should also stream She featuring Harry Styles but start it at 3:38
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