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A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up
Mitchism by Smokey The Bear March 31, 2005
Words you can keep
When somebody often says racist things in casual conversation
Michael had mitchism
Mitchism by MrCorrupto October 5, 2024

Minchismi 

Often a group of five, Minchismi’s are a cult with a well known affinity for scrapbooking and humans with large noses. If you have an abnormally sized nose BEWARE! the minchismi’s generally have good eyesight and will scuttle towards any large nosed individual sighted and promptly begin to scrapbook them. If you are sneaky you may be able to peak inside their scrapbook to find their questionable drawings though they may also begin to peck you if they see.
Jerry: “Are you a Minchismi?”
Barbra: “Of course! I do love large noses.”
Minchismi by BarbraBoggy28 May 25, 2021

mitchisismo 

a very very smart guy
guy 1: Hey mitchisismo
guy 2: Good Evening

guy 1: Well Bye mitchisismo
guy 2: Farwell on this wonderful night.
mitchisismo by RedRanger_25 December 1, 2021

michisme 

La religion du GOAT : « Greatest of all time » : Le meilleur de tous les temps
Cette religion est basée sur l'admiration pour notre grand prophète.
J'ai entendu de la nouvelle religion qui s'appèle le michisme. Plusieurs avaient affirmé que le prophète pouvait nous rendre des maîtres du monde !
michisme by Croyant du GOAT December 30, 2022

michisme 

dasd
-michisme cool
michisme by Croyant du GOAT December 30, 2022
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scruples; to have manners;

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Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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