Mitchism

A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up

Mitchism by Smokey The Bear March 31, 2005

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Mitchism

When somebody often says racist things in casual conversation

Michael had mitchism

Mitchism by MrCorrupto October 5, 2024

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Minchismi

Often a group of five, Minchismi’s are a cult with a well known affinity for scrapbooking and humans with large noses. If you have an abnormally sized nose BEWARE! the minchismi’s generally have good eyesight and will scuttle towards any large nosed individual sighted and promptly begin to scrapbook them. If you are sneaky you may be able to peak inside their scrapbook to find their questionable drawings though they may also begin to peck you if they see.

Jerry: “Are you a Minchismi?”
Barbra: “Of course! I do love large noses.”

Minchismi by BarbraBoggy28 May 25, 2021