galapagos 

Another word for testicles

“I want her to fondle my Galapagos like Charles Darwin”

galapagos by Marty Fowl November 23, 2017

Galápagos

Meaning turtle.

Galápagos islands = turtle islands. Your welcome

Galápagos by Blahblahblahfatcatsat August 8, 2018

galapagos mudslide 

When two enormous African Americans rub their gross titties together and smother each other with chocolate syrup and make bird and lizard noises like the blue footed booby from the Galapagos while having inter course with a chocolate syrup bottle as a strap on

I heard those girls did the Galapagos mudslide!

galapagos mudslide by Terdboy20 June 21, 2014

Galapagos Turtle

A pile of shit in your bed courtesy of A pile of shit in your bed courtesy of your drunk bed partner. The best and rarest Galapagos Turtle has the turtle head still attached to the anus of your unconscious partner.

I woke up to this god awful smell and pulled the covers back to find this giant, stinking Galapagos Turtle coming out of this chick's ass. Wow this thing stunk like a New York garbage barge but she was one hot piece of ass!

Galapagos Turtle by Galapagos Bill March 8, 2007

Galapagos Martini 

AKA. Tuesday Morning Adobe Special service: obscure grifting practice whereby a nubile young man serves a cocktail of lithium, cognac and valium (Tuesday Morning Adobe Special) to an older man, then proceeds to face rape his victim. Finally, the younger man walks away with the older man's possessions while the victim is left unconscious and naked.

Did you hear about Fred? He drank the Galapagos Martini.
Now the Feds are after that twink he met at the End Up.

Galapagos Martini by marty1973 March 30, 2009

Galapagos Island 

A woman who is just as enchanting as the Island chain. And similar to how the island chain is known for their large turtles, the woman also has large breast.

After a lap around the bar we were ready to call it quits, then a group of Galapagos Island(s) walked in. We went over and struck a conversation with them and the rest of the night is history.

Galapagos Island by Geography master July 31, 2021

drop a galapagos 

To take a huge dump.

After I had a huge dinner I had some bad gas and eventually had to drop a galapagos

drop a galapagos by G@ry Busey December 28, 2007