Jizzmopacles

The Greek God of porn. circa 1500 BC. Although some mythology dates his existance back even further to around 2000 BC. Archaeology only knows fragments of his life and times. First man to have anal sex with midget and horse at the same time.

Hey, I got an acting gig as the pool boy on the upcoming Kelly the Coed IX Movie!

Ahhh, Jizzmopacles has blessed you.

by smokeybacon January 21, 2004

Jizzion Vison

A condition usually acquired after over-exposure to porn (typically several hours of continuous porn-watching) causes the viewer to see naked bodies performing sexual acts whenever the viewer closes his/her eyes.

Dude 1: Dude, I watched way too many chicks getting it on before going to sleep, I couldn't sleep all night!!

Dude 2: Bad case of Jizzion Vison?

Dude 1: Yeah ='(

by Jwn Cmaffi July 11, 2009

Jizzonable

Able to be jizzed on. Worthy of being jizzed on.

Yeah I mean I wouldn't say Kelly is all that but she is definitely sufficiently jizzonable.

by Jman, T Baggz and G-Unit June 10, 2010

jizzonometry

The art of controlling the projection of a nut. Only few have enough precision to fully understand jizzonometry, you must be a very skilled ball handler to learn jizzonometry

To master the art of jizzonometry one must” “hit thy bug with thou nut

by Niggstar123 February 1, 2020

jazzmond

Gay and proud

are you Jazzmond?

by Julius Masao December 3, 2020

jizzminge

The term used for someone called Jasmine. A Jizzminge is something of a hoe but a tranquilised mattress in bed.

'she's a bit of a jizzminge'
'Jizzminge, come here'

by ricechristies June 27, 2022

Jizzmouth

Whilst masterbating, glancing down at your penis at the exact wrong moment to recieve a mouth full of jizz.

Bob- "Bro, i was just spankin' the monkey and i decided to check up on the little guy when all of a sudden BOOM i got jizzmouthed."

Innocent bystander- "To much information"

by McDiddles May 31, 2010