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Jizzmondo 

Synonym : Shizz
To ejaculate and defecate (Jizz and Shit) at the same time.
What a great Jizzmondo moment that woman have!
Jizzmondo by Shiine-1 April 13, 2022
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jazzmonkey 

a young skinny male, who has the common characteristics of a an unathletic classroom geek, maintaining his street credability and ensuring urban survival through humour, projected outwardly but more commonly humour is aimed directly at the subject both physically and mentally.
the jazzmonkey proceeded to dance isolated on the dancefloor maintaiing a source of pure entertainment for all around
jazzmonkey by twinkletoes July 20, 2003
Super loud, energetic, social bitch that’s always down for anything. They always got your back, and are adrenaline junkies who get super excited easily. Expressing themselves with always being happy all the time, and have constant mood swings.
“Dude isn’t it like 8 in the morning? Why is Jazzmon so energetic?”

“I don’t know man, but I want some of that energy.”
Jazzmon by kissing-disease. November 22, 2021

jazzymondo 

A guy who makes people laugh. He’s funny, outgoing and a hit with the ladies. His cock is huge, minimum 8 inches. He’s at least 6 foot tall and is most likely mixed race with curly hair
Jazzymondo is an awesome guy
jazzymondo by Houdini55 November 23, 2021

Jezzmond 

She’s an absolute Jezzmond
Jezzmond by romanmyers1710 June 2, 2022

Jezzmond 

She’s an absolute Jezzmond
Jezzmond by romanmyers1710 June 2, 2022
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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