cumdoza line

The point during sex when the male crosses from trying to not orgasm early to wondering how much longer he has to continue to satisfy his partner and becomes bored with repetitive action.

The line is named after Mario Mendoza, who is known for batting .200 and being an awful lover.

I was thinking to myself 'don't cum don't cum don't cum' then I crossed the cumdoza line and had to wait awhile to get back into it.

by bo hits his kids June 28, 2010

cummonaise

The act of masturbating into someone's sandwich in replace of mayonnaise.

I hope you were able to taste that cummonaise man!

by lukeanator99 January 19, 2014

cumdom

a used condom

hey is that a cumdom in ur trash can?

by brandon ennis December 19, 2008

cumdog

a small chuddy jewbat who hibernates in the chess department.

cumdog, slumdog, rcdog

by ery5yeryhsdrhs March 13, 2009

Cummon

The act of summoning cum without inducing the sense of touch to oneself.

Alpha Chad: "Hey girl wanna see something s i c c ?"
Girl: "Hmmm, sure."
Alpha Chad: *Cummon time*
Girl: "OH FU..."

by BolleLegacy April 30, 2020

cumdunt

Calling someone a not very bright vagina, or just a dumb cunt.

Your are such a cumdunt, i can't believe you couldn't figure that out.

by Rusty Bedsprings November 28, 2005

cumboner

After a man has ejaculated, he is still erect and has a drip of semen attached to the tip of his penis.

"You know when you've just had sex, and you just walk around your room with a cumboner."

by gnarlyboots December 14, 2012