crumpet

Refers to a womans vagina

She had a sweet dripping crumpet.

by crumpetboy October 19, 2004

crumpet

Never ever to be confused with a Muffin

Not A Fuxin Muffin Dagnamit!!!!!

by unknown January 18, 2005

crumpeting

driving on the left side of the road to mock the British

Freddy: Have you guys been crumpeting recently?
Connor: Yes, I ran over 12 children.
Hunter: Me too, but they were milfs.

by WaterNotWet November 27, 2021

crumpeting

driving in the left side of the road in a way to mock British people

Freddy: Were you the one crumpeting on the news?
Person 2: Yeah, I hate British people.

by anonymous December 7, 2021

Crumpets

A word used to describe an amazing guitarist who kicks ass at improv and speaks through music more than words.

Dude! That was a sick-ass crumpets solo!

by cheesygrins February 16, 2010

Crumpets

another word for female genitalia.

"Please Ma'am, may I put some love butter on your crumpets?"

by Bradly J. mitchell November 9, 2007

crumpet

An extremely promiscuous woman, a slapper, a slut, often has STDs, will have intercourse with most men, will administer oral sex to all men.

She's a crumpet.

by Diulailomo April 4, 2004