Craptitude

noun- A person or object's potential to be utterly crappy and pathetic.

That kid has a high craptitude. I doubt he'll amount to much.

Stephanie, on a scale of 1 to 100, your vampire romance novel idea has a craptitude of 4200.

by The 42nd December 9, 2012

Crapacity

The amount of crap I am willing to endure.

Look, man, you are making me mad and pushing me over my crapacity!

by Terea B November 19, 2017

Crappetite

The need or want to eat certain foods because of the pleasure you receive from crapping it out. For example, spicy food because it burns your asshole or garlicky beans because you can kill trees with your gas and peel the paint off the walls when you blow up your bathroom.

Example 1: I have a real crappetite for that ghost pepper sauce, there's no better butthole burn!

Example 2: I have a real crappetite for baby food because how it eats isn't as important as how it craps.

by Dr.FartScientist June 8, 2017

clapatitus

a word used to describe a womans condition who has lived as a cumshot rubbish tip for the locals. this disease is generally formed by associating with boongs and wiggers.

that skank has copped a hell dose of clapatitus. probably roots boongs.

by uncle fitzroy August 5, 2008

craptitude

A measurment of how bad someone has to crap.

When I woke up this morning I had to shit so bad my craptitude must have been at 95%.

by fader0003 July 29, 2008

Crapacity

The volume of human waste matter a portable toilet, or series of toilets in a venue, can take.

Dude, don't go into that one, it's reached it's crapacity

by Pussy Metal February 18, 2020

crapathetic

(adj) describes something that is low and hopeless, and must be described by smushing two insults together to form one super insult.

that new disney movie is so crapathetic, even my little brother thinks its poopy.

by AD9 March 20, 2004