Soft as cotton

Not tough, weak, wimpy

You act tough but you're a little bitch who's soft as cotton.

by Robster006 February 16, 2021

generation soft

Then next step toward ever increasing human fragility, weakness and tolerance of genuinely poor behavior.

Yeah, everyone feels sad at times.

Some people do become clinically depressed and require medical treatment.

But just deciding that, as a professional athlete or Olympian, that you've become just too fragile to do interviews or compete for your country is generation soft.

by YAWA July 31, 2021

Soft Tacos

Term for a gay orgy with no lube.

"Nah man, I don't you think you should go to the party unless you're into Soft Tacos."

by TheBirdsCanSeeEverything June 29, 2022

Soft Jimmy

A soft, flaacid penis.

Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.

After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.

My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.

by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018

Soft apple

Dumbass fruit

Its a dumbass fruit such a soft apple

by Oof@oof@oof December 3, 2018

soft press

When a person tries to finesse you into doing what they want. May include slight threats, but no physical violence.

A man from up the street told me this neighborhood ain’t big enough for the both of us. I told him kick rocks, because no one is gonna soft press me and make me move.

by Hell owe July 9, 2022

Long soft

The state in which a penis is not quite erect but not flacid.

-I woke up and after morning wood i was long soft for 3 hours

-I can't get a boner, just long soft.

by thisclaim November 26, 2010