Choade

1. Can mean chill, lowkey, no biggie.

2. Choade means “Chilling hard on a deck every day.” Used in a very limited fashion in certain frats to describe relaxing out the front of the frat house according to genius.com.

“It’s choade my dear” - Connan Mockasin

by JayKip July 23, 2022

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choad shiner

The act of jacking off a choad. The owner of the choad must rub the choad in a wax on, wax off motion in order for ejaculation.

tony: yo dude i beat it like five times yesterday.

andrew: i thought you had a choad

tony: yeah i had to use the choad shiner technique

by deezballsniggah August 8, 2009

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Choad

A nickname for Toad from Mario games (NSMBW, NSMBU, and Super Mario 3d Word, etc.)
(IYKYK)

(It = Choad)
C - “It’s not a bad thing, it’s a nickname for Toad.”
Ty - “Yeah, until somebody googles it.”
C - “They’ll just find Toad.”
Ty - “No they won’t.”

by Anonymous WRTP Watcher August 22, 2022

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world's biggest choad

Uncomfortable isn't enough to even begin to describe this guy. This weirdo will decorate your house with the rank smell of his choad, he will try and remove the chrome from your trailer hitch with his mouth while making eye contact with your dad and does flour farts in your moms kitchen. Dont go looking for this guy but if you have too he can usually be found hanging around the woods sucking on tree sap with Andy Dick.

Garrett and Corey go for a walk through the woods in Northern Cali when.. "Omg Corey Look theres Andy Dick and Some guy sucking sap off that tree staring right at us!?" "I've seen this before Garrett, that's the world's biggest choad"

by #duncelife April 29, 2020

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choad

ethan harris

1) ethan harris has a complete and absolute choad. it is so short and so fat. couldnt please any girl. and i guarantee when he fingers someone, he can never find the clit.

by #pussy March 6, 2022

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