The often frustrating, sometimes confusing, but ALWAYS entertaining experience of a female who, after deciding to date, fool around with, or, in rare instances, marry a portly male who comes equipped with a Choad. Unless she flees at the sight of it (if visible and not inverted), she is then tasked with the coaxing of the stump from the recesses of his potbelly into the theatre of sexual activity.
Bro #1: Can you believe that hot ass Tiffany is dating that fat fucking lurker from the alternative school?
Bro #2: Holy Shit! Really?!?! Homegirl’s got her work cut out for her trying to Choad coax his li’l wiggly!
Bro #1:Ain't THAT the truth!
Bro #2: Holy Shit! Really?!?! Homegirl’s got her work cut out for her trying to Choad coax his li’l wiggly!
Bro #1:Ain't THAT the truth!
by Jaywade Waistgain Esq. October 31, 2025
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Get the Female choad mug.1. Can mean chill, lowkey, no biggie.
2. Choade means “Chilling hard on a deck every day.” Used in a very limited fashion in certain frats to describe relaxing out the front of the frat house according to genius.com.
2. Choade means “Chilling hard on a deck every day.” Used in a very limited fashion in certain frats to describe relaxing out the front of the frat house according to genius.com.
by JayKip July 23, 2022
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tony: yo dude i beat it like five times yesterday.
andrew: i thought you had a choad
tony: yeah i had to use the choad shiner technique
andrew: i thought you had a choad
tony: yeah i had to use the choad shiner technique
by deezballsniggah August 8, 2009
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Person 1: Hey are you gay?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Oh, John must be a Choad Woodle. He's making up rumors about you.
Person 2: Dangit John! Fuck that C.W.
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Oh, John must be a Choad Woodle. He's making up rumors about you.
Person 2: Dangit John! Fuck that C.W.
by ApersonA October 24, 2020
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