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Choad coax

The often frustrating, sometimes confusing, but ALWAYS entertaining experience of a female who, after deciding to date, fool around with, or, in rare instances, marry a portly male who comes equipped with a Choad. Unless she flees at the sight of it (if visible and not inverted), she is then tasked with the coaxing of the stump from the recesses of his potbelly into the theatre of sexual activity.
Bro #1: Can you believe that hot ass Tiffany is dating that fat fucking lurker from the alternative school?
Bro #2: Holy Shit! Really?!?! Homegirl’s got her work cut out for her trying to Choad coax his li’l wiggly!

Bro #1:Ain't THAT the truth!
by Jaywade Waistgain Esq. October 31, 2025
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Choad blower

A person who specializes in giving blow jobs to people with choads
by Big dam February 28, 2024
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Female choad

Amy has a booty
Amy has a booty Female choad on her bum. Female choad on her bum. Choad . Female
by Bobybo July 9, 2018
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Choade

1. Can mean chill, lowkey, no biggie.

2. Choade means “Chilling hard on a deck every day.” Used in a very limited fashion in certain frats to describe relaxing out the front of the frat house according to genius.com.
It’s choade my dear” - Connan Mockasin
by JayKip July 23, 2022
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choad shiner

The act of jacking off a choad. The owner of the choad must rub the choad in a wax on, wax off motion in order for ejaculation.
tony: yo dude i beat it like five times yesterday.

andrew: i thought you had a choad

tony: yeah i had to use the choad shiner technique
by deezballsniggah August 8, 2009
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choad catcher

choad catcher is a long haired fag he loves touching little bois asshole he only does it to 9 year olds that have just finished sport because he doesn't want them to struggle as much and if there sweating he dosent need lube he also sites behind mcdonalds and give 90 year old men with choads blowjobs he also has a boyfriend named brodie hes policy is a choad a day keeps the competition away
by Jewdrop crop top August 6, 2018
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Choad Woodle

A horny rumor spreader and a stalker. A blonde bearded male who enjoys ruining the lives of introverts.
Person 1: Hey are you gay?

Person 2: No, why?

Person 1: Oh, John must be a Choad Woodle. He's making up rumors about you.

Person 2: Dangit John! Fuck that C.W.
by ApersonA October 24, 2020
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