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Axe Head
A vile concoction that is technically considered a malt liquor, although it would be more well suited to be categorized somewhere between turpentine and diesel fuel. Produced by Minhas Brewery in Monroe, Wisconsin, it is available mostly in 24 oz. cans with distribution limited to the midwest. It is most famous for its crippling 11% alcohol and generous price ($1.19 per 24oz can).
The satanic colors that adorn the can let you know that you are about to enter through the gates of hell, and that an eternal torture will ensue, the kind that lucifer himself would cringe at. The crack of the tab precedes the smell of aerosol and unleaded gasoline instantly permeating the room. The first sip tastes of rat feces, razor blades and toenails, with a finish of cyanide. It is now that the theories behind the name "Axe Head" become apparent:
Theory #1: The effects of drinking one tall boy are similar to huffing an entire can of Axe body spray.
Theory #2: The effects of drinking one tall boy are similar to being struck in the head by the business end of an axe.
Regardless of which theory is accepted, one thing is certain: When you stop drinking steel reserve and start drinking axe head, you have reached complete rock bottom.
The satanic colors that adorn the can let you know that you are about to enter through the gates of hell, and that an eternal torture will ensue, the kind that lucifer himself would cringe at. The crack of the tab precedes the smell of aerosol and unleaded gasoline instantly permeating the room. The first sip tastes of rat feces, razor blades and toenails, with a finish of cyanide. It is now that the theories behind the name "Axe Head" become apparent:
Theory #1: The effects of drinking one tall boy are similar to huffing an entire can of Axe body spray.
Theory #2: The effects of drinking one tall boy are similar to being struck in the head by the business end of an axe.
Regardless of which theory is accepted, one thing is certain: When you stop drinking steel reserve and start drinking axe head, you have reached complete rock bottom.
I was drinking an Axe Head in an alley the other day. A homeless man walking by stopped and shook his head, displaying his utter loss of hope in humanity.
Axe Head by Lord Parmesan June 28, 2010
Axe effect
A fictional idea, that a guy can spray himself with some crappy scent and suddenly women are drawn to him like Oprah to fries. The term is synonymous with complete crap.
Axe effect by Pareeha2 May 16, 2006
Axis Powers
The Axis Powers is a group of allies from the anime/web comic/manga Hetalia. It's made up of North Italy (Feliciano Vargas), Germany (Ludwig) and Japan (Honda Kiku). They seem to get into quite a few awkward situations; different views call for different behaviors.
They are often seen retreating. Or, at least Italy is.
They are often seen retreating. Or, at least Italy is.
Axis Powers by Blatherskite3 August 6, 2011
Axl Rose
Victim of the one of the most gut-wrenchingly extreme cases of LSD (Lead Singer's Disease) in recorded history.
Axl Rose was the lead singer of the hard rock group Guns N' Roses during the mid '80s and early '90s. Following the release of GNRs debut album "Appetite for Destruction", the rapid increased in attention the band received caused a devastating expansion in Axl's ego that his tiny brain was unable to contain. A massive, never ending stream of inane bullshit began to spew from Axl’s mouth as he tried to relieve the growing pressure.
Eventually all other members of GNR left the band as they were fired or (gladly) quit in order to escape from the Axl Rose fag show. Axl then began a process of rapidly hiring and firing members of GNR as he desperately tried to maintain his delusion that GNR was still a legitimate band and that he was still in some way relevant. The name of GNRs album “Use Your Illusion” is a subliminal reference to this effort.
Technically, GNR never did disbanded and Axl has been working on the band's next album for the last 75 years or so. No one cares.
Axl Rose was the lead singer of the hard rock group Guns N' Roses during the mid '80s and early '90s. Following the release of GNRs debut album "Appetite for Destruction", the rapid increased in attention the band received caused a devastating expansion in Axl's ego that his tiny brain was unable to contain. A massive, never ending stream of inane bullshit began to spew from Axl’s mouth as he tried to relieve the growing pressure.
Eventually all other members of GNR left the band as they were fired or (gladly) quit in order to escape from the Axl Rose fag show. Axl then began a process of rapidly hiring and firing members of GNR as he desperately tried to maintain his delusion that GNR was still a legitimate band and that he was still in some way relevant. The name of GNRs album “Use Your Illusion” is a subliminal reference to this effort.
Technically, GNR never did disbanded and Axl has been working on the band's next album for the last 75 years or so. No one cares.
Man, it's hard to believe that Axl Rose once managed to get along with other human beings long enough to put out an album.
Axl Rose by amoebabadass January 2, 2009