The act of multiple people taking a dump in the same toilet, one after the other, without flushing in the hopes of achieving ultimate cloggage.
Wanna do some stacking in the 3rd floor stall? Last time the janitor had to clean it out with a garden trowel.
by brs677 December 4, 2010
Get the Stacking mug.A word that used to mean punishment for a child who had done wrong. When done fairly and properly the child usually did not commit that particular crime again. Some parents used it only as a means of last resort. Other parents spanked their kids for every little thing they did which actually had the opposite effect.
Spanking has fallen into disfavor these days for more "Progressive" means of "Educating" children. The advocates of the progressive system say that you must never strike a child. They say that if your child hits you with a broom handle you are to sit them down and educate them that they should not do that because it hurts people. Never tell them that it's wrong because that may hurt their self esteem and psychologically harm them,
The advocates of the progressive way are usually childless, single people who write books on how to raise your kids. They usually have long impressive titles behind their names that make them look like really smart people who know everything about raising kids. In reality they only spent as little time as possible with kids. Most of their time was spent kissing up to the professors in whatever diploma mill (College) they attended. This happens far more than you think.
Spanking has fallen into disfavor these days for more "Progressive" means of "Educating" children. The advocates of the progressive system say that you must never strike a child. They say that if your child hits you with a broom handle you are to sit them down and educate them that they should not do that because it hurts people. Never tell them that it's wrong because that may hurt their self esteem and psychologically harm them,
The advocates of the progressive way are usually childless, single people who write books on how to raise your kids. They usually have long impressive titles behind their names that make them look like really smart people who know everything about raising kids. In reality they only spent as little time as possible with kids. Most of their time was spent kissing up to the professors in whatever diploma mill (College) they attended. This happens far more than you think.
2012 parent 1;Honey look at this book!" When we have our first kid this is exactly what we will do!"
2012 parent 2; "Is that the book that advises against spanking??"
2012 parent 1; "Why yes it is!" "This person is really smart and knows what they are talking about! " Look at all those titles after their name!" This is one awesome super smart person and we will raise our kids just like they say!."
20 years later
1."Honey!! the jail called again we need bail money!"
2. "Which kid?"
1. "I dunno"
2. " I don't have it but maybe I will after I sue the idiot that wrote that book."
1. " We can't do that, they moved to the Caymans to escape paying taxes on the childcare books they write."
2. " That's right, they pushed for high taxes on the wealthy, and when the law passed they moved out of the USA to the Caymans where they still talk about everybody paying their fair share." Now they are saying that even the poor should pay taxes.
2012 parent 2; "Is that the book that advises against spanking??"
2012 parent 1; "Why yes it is!" "This person is really smart and knows what they are talking about! " Look at all those titles after their name!" This is one awesome super smart person and we will raise our kids just like they say!."
20 years later
1."Honey!! the jail called again we need bail money!"
2. "Which kid?"
1. "I dunno"
2. " I don't have it but maybe I will after I sue the idiot that wrote that book."
1. " We can't do that, they moved to the Caymans to escape paying taxes on the childcare books they write."
2. " That's right, they pushed for high taxes on the wealthy, and when the law passed they moved out of the USA to the Caymans where they still talk about everybody paying their fair share." Now they are saying that even the poor should pay taxes.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 20, 2012
Get the Spanking mug.the act of gently taking your lover by the hand,
leading her to the bathroom,
you both strip your clothes off,
the male sits on the pot.
with his legs spread.
roughly place your lover's legs on you,
so that she is sitting on your lap.
depending on your level of intimacy,
you can be facing each other,
or turned away.
most english speaking countries prefer the turned away position.
the male starts by expulsion and voids a salvo into the glistening white porcelain bowl.
this is the female's cue to do likewise.
she drops the kids off at the pool between the male's legs,
while he is spraying some mud.
this the highest form of togetherness and spiritual communion.
(note : it is considered a technical foul to splash on your partner's legs.
so aim your anus with accuracy.)
wiping each other requires much dexterity.
(note 2 : for the ultimate in intimacy, you can each have a hand on the flusher in the spirit of loving cooperation.
some consider simultaneous pooping and flushing to be the apex or zenith of Stacking.)
leading her to the bathroom,
you both strip your clothes off,
the male sits on the pot.
with his legs spread.
roughly place your lover's legs on you,
so that she is sitting on your lap.
depending on your level of intimacy,
you can be facing each other,
or turned away.
most english speaking countries prefer the turned away position.
the male starts by expulsion and voids a salvo into the glistening white porcelain bowl.
this is the female's cue to do likewise.
she drops the kids off at the pool between the male's legs,
while he is spraying some mud.
this the highest form of togetherness and spiritual communion.
(note : it is considered a technical foul to splash on your partner's legs.
so aim your anus with accuracy.)
wiping each other requires much dexterity.
(note 2 : for the ultimate in intimacy, you can each have a hand on the flusher in the spirit of loving cooperation.
some consider simultaneous pooping and flushing to be the apex or zenith of Stacking.)
"I really feel closer to Johnny after our first stacking session;
it was sublime!"
"Don't stack with Roberto, his hairy legs really itch."
"I thought Veronica would be really good at stacking, instead she splashed me ! Fucking Amateur ! "
it was sublime!"
"Don't stack with Roberto, his hairy legs really itch."
"I thought Veronica would be really good at stacking, instead she splashed me ! Fucking Amateur ! "
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