Shitfish

When a big girl with short arms tries to wipe and just smears it from one hole to the other, then the next guy who goes down on her finds that the lake is freshly stocked with brown trout.

I took her home and went down on her and found a whole school of shitfish

by Wygator July 8, 2021

shitdink

someone with shit on their dink from fucking another person in the ass. Usually male and skinny.

by fhead September 14, 2003

shifting baselines

Shifting baselines are the chronic, slow, hard-to-notice changes in things, from the disappearance of birds and frogs in the countryside to the increased drive time from New York to Philadelphia.

If your ideal weight used to be 180 pounds and now it's 195, your baseline -- as well as your waistline -- has shifted. That's an example of shifting baselines.

by GPLegend September 18, 2008

Shitfacican

n. A type of language spoken be the extremely inebriated.

"I can't understand a word that dude is saying- he's speaking Shitfacican".

by Zortron February 10, 2010

shitcident

An incident in which shit hitting the fan is an immediate result.

wife walks in on husband cheating and calls off marriage. this would be a shitcident.

by dj ngar January 24, 2011

shitfeart

Scottish slang referring to someone who is scared. Usually used to entice other's into doing stupid stunts.

Davie: "Jump off that bridge"
Brian: "Are you kidding?? I'll break my legs!!"
Davie: "Aw dinnae be a shitfeart"
Brian: "Ok, fuck it."

by juicyfarts August 22, 2011

Shifino

Its what you say if you do not know anything about the topic being queried. Its a stronger statement than, "I don't know", don know, or Golly I have no idea about that which you speak. It is a condensed version of the vulgarity, "shit if I know".

Whereas with "Shifino" If said quickly and flatly you may be able to sneak it by even the most erudite snobs. Also good for texting.

" Say Jimmy wherever is your Mother?"
"Gosh Pop, Shifino."
"Well heck Jimmy shifino either, that F***ing b*tch

by Dr. Chazz December 4, 2012