Cuntslayer

Proper Noun. Patron saint of single dads who unfailingly bite their tounge in the face of cuntitiude from kids mom.

Ex- wife dissed my new puppy in front of my kids, and I didn't bat an eye..."Oh mighty Cuntslayer, doest thou what I can't , and smite the bitchhag with the sword of justice!"

by zortron February 21, 2010

Republistiffed

verb. The act of a conservative restaurant patron withholding gratuity from a server if the servers left-leaning political views are suspected.

Server 1 "That asshole just stiffed me!
Server 2 "Who, the fat guy with the creepy moustache?
Server 1 "Yeah. Who is he?"
Server 2 "Chairman of the Young Republicans Club. Must've seen the Obama pin on your apron. You've been Republistiffed!

by Zortron February 20, 2010

Shitfacican

n. A type of language spoken be the extremely inebriated.

"I can't understand a word that dude is saying- he's speaking Shitfacican".

by Zortron February 10, 2010