Splifferd

For pot smoker's who have names that end with erd, and have amazing spliff rolling skills.

Hey Willferd, "no its Splifferd idiot"

by Jiggyc July 25, 2008

Sloffing

ditching. It usually applies to ditching school but it doesn't have to.
Use of the past tense is okay too, for example sloffed.

We went sloffing today during fourth period.
I sloffed it during the chemistry test because i didn't study.
I really wanted to go to the beach today but i couldn't because i had to work and i didn't feel like sloffing.

by Samisaretard July 6, 2011

Spliffnic

Anytime you are outside with a spliff and a blanket. Common with college students. Music, tea, hookah, cookies, musical instruments, hoola hoops, hot chicks and sunglasses is the formula for the picnic.

Stoner 1:"Dude, wanna roll one for a spliffnic on the Redstone Green?"

Stoner 2: "Sweet, you bring the blanket and the tunes!"

by MyEyesAreRed August 5, 2012

SPLIFF

Weed

Let's smoke some spliff.

by Sand dollar January 25, 2017

Spluff

An organic herbal smoking blend for mixing with cannabis or hemp. These blends are usually made from Mullein, Raspberry leaves, lavender, Lions mane, Blue lotus, Sage and other sacred herbs.

Hey man do you have any Spluff?

by Sacred fire July 8, 2019

Sploof

A "Sploof" is where you and another guy/girl are having some really hardcore sex. Then, when you're about to commit creampie, the opposite person farts on your dick. This sudden gust of raunchy air that gets blown onto your dick creates a ripple effect on your body, making you fart and cream at the same time.

Tommy: So Brad, last night I was fucking your sister right...
Brad: Nice, was she tight?
Tommy: Yea, but... like... when I was about to nut, she farted on my dick
Brad: Did you fart too?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: And you still creamed right?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: Dude!! You fucking "Sploofed" my sister!

by Hue J. Anus April 21, 2020

Spliff

Getting juked out badly

Damm You got put in a spliff

by Bearden June 9, 2022