a sploof is a device used to hide the smell of smoke, use it in combination with the window trick and you are a weedninja.
Person 1: Can we smoke in your pad?
Person 2: Sure bro, just use the sploof and blow out the window. My parents don't like the smell
Person 2: Sure bro, just use the sploof and blow out the window. My parents don't like the smell
by Superatomico June 29, 2012
Stuffing Bounce sheets into a cut in half water bottle or paper towel roll to cover up the scent of marijuana.
by LaMichael washin'ton December 13, 2010
A "Sploof" is where you and another guy/girl are having some really hardcore sex. Then, when you're about to commit creampie, the opposite person farts on your dick. This sudden gust of raunchy air that gets blown onto your dick creates a ripple effect on your body, making you fart and cream at the same time.
Tommy: So Brad, last night I was fucking your sister right...
Brad: Nice, was she tight?
Tommy: Yea, but... like... when I was about to nut, she farted on my dick
Brad: Did you fart too?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: And you still creamed right?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: Dude!! You fucking "Sploofed" my sister!
Brad: Nice, was she tight?
Tommy: Yea, but... like... when I was about to nut, she farted on my dick
Brad: Did you fart too?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: And you still creamed right?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: Dude!! You fucking "Sploofed" my sister!
by Hue J. Anus April 22, 2020
An antonym to queef. A sploof is when a woman's vagina contracts in order to suck in air or other gasses/fluids.
"Dude I'm trippin about my girl, dawg. I think she wants a baby. She was sploofin' a motherfucker's wiener last night like her vag-patch was taking a Colorado bong hit."
by Fannni February 03, 2011
1. The female version of splooge. When a girl is turned on she becomes wet. This wetness is sploof.
2. A girls natural lubricant.
2. A girls natural lubricant.
by K-kun September 30, 2006
Seeing as teachers are aware of all the original sways of swearing i created this word to replace almost any other word you cant say in school or in court. plus it sounds innocent until your baby brother starts sayin it
by Lookitup1 February 19, 2010