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Spliffnic 

A word referring to when one goes out for a picnic whilst also partaking in the smoking of Cannabis Cigarettes. The spelling is a mash-up of the words 'Spliff' and 'Picnic', hence, Spliffnic.
Person 1: "Hey you wanna go for a Spliff and a Picnic?"
Person 2: "I think you mean a Spliffnic!"
Spliffnic by mr. trousers August 4, 2012
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Spliffnic 

Anytime you are outside with a spliff and a blanket. Common with college students. Music, tea, hookah, cookies, musical instruments, hoola hoops, hot chicks and sunglasses is the formula for the picnic.
Stoner 1:"Dude, wanna roll one for a spliffnic on the Redstone Green?"

Stoner 2: "Sweet, you bring the blanket and the tunes!"
Spliffnic by MyEyesAreRed August 5, 2012
The feeling of satisfaction you get when eating a 'Splice' iceblock on a hot day. Cross between Splice and Epic.
Brad: Oh man, this Splice is Spliffic.
Fergus: Is that a new word?
Brad: Yeh made it then, gona add it to urban dictionary tonight.
Fergus: Not if I do it first.
Brad: *sigh* You full would, as your a no life twat....

Fergus: Ya :D
Spliffic by Sexy Kent November 2, 2009

spifflicated 

Drunk: 1920s Jazz-era usage. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, loose, tipsy, trashed, smashed, etc.
We all got happily spifflicated on Louis' martinis.
spifflicated by Satchel Pooch October 9, 2005

splifficult

You can't do something you normally can because you're too stoned
It's really splifficult for me operate the computer this morning!!
splifficult by Sazzy J November 25, 2009

spliffness 

the ability to quickly roll a spliff.
your quickness is directly related to your spliffness.
Maggie: Wow Greg, your spliffness is amazing!
Greg: Listen Struggles, my spliffness is no match for yours!!
spliffness by RyanGregMaggie May 19, 2010

splifftionary 

A diagrammatic book containing all known variations of spliffs and weed smoking paraphernalia.
Pass me the splifftionary, i need to look up a J.
splifftionary by Duckcave February 13, 2009
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A)
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