coconut muff

An abundantly hairy vagina riddled with dandruff

She asked me to go down on her but she had a 'coconut muff'
*Not to be confused with crabs*

by Sassymatttteeee September 7, 2019

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muff muncher

a muff muncher is a person who likes to go down on other people

usualy the lesbian kind

what up you muff muncher

by ijhfhdbvyxnfvdjbfvdjbgd October 30, 2019

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C muff

A corn muffin

Yeah i got this C muff from Mikes D nuts in Mission Hill

by Nerd brigade April 4, 2020

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B muff

A blueberry muffin

Jordan Marsh used to have the best B muffs

by Nerd brigade April 4, 2020

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Muff Mouth

The potent aftertaste of a woman's vagina.

Becky gave it up last night and I woke up with some serious Muff Mouth.

by munchdatbeaver_ August 14, 2021

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The art of initiating oral sex with a female by means of staring at her crotch until the sacred act of muffing commences (or until her vagina spontaneously combusts - whichever happens first).

See also: “Muff” ; “Vission”

Used in a sentence:

“Activate Muff Vision”

by (The Real) Mr Muff February 27, 2022

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