goof

when you misspell the word good and it turns out like goof

omg your so goof
good*

by Goofdaddy August 26, 2021

Intergalactic Goof

What you call someone who:

defies all logic
rapes children/animals
dresses in fursuits
wears dildos for fashion
oralmemespeak
anal penetration reception from angry African American males (ages 18-75)
is currently NOT circumcised
has orange hair
is not related but borrows money and doesn't pay back
wears white belts
"frosted tip" hair cut
swooped bangs
smoke cloves
have buckles on their clothing
is an emofag
is a scenefag
is an artfag
is a culturefag
is a Grammarfag
and any other type of overly offensive fucking asshole that should be absolutely legal to just fucking 100% execute in public.
fuckin' crowd and everything.
..you'd watch it.

Prima: If you read all of that you're an "Intergalactic Goof."
Secunda: I got about three words in then went back on Facebook, and said how gay this was, then used your insult against you.
Prima: I fucking hate this planet..
/Irony

by ForceFedFetusFillet September 27, 2012

gettin goofed

Smoking a blunt to your face, in a matter of seconds.

Ron- Hey what are you doin?
Ted- Oh nothin, gettin goofed

by crabnigga November 21, 2011

goofing on a triangle

When you're batshit crazy and make up expressions to explain things that make no sense.

Q: Why did you put the cat in the freezer?
A: Oh, I was just goofing on a triangle

by xXxDriftking420xXx August 2, 2017

goof

to accidentally ejaculate into a woman, impregnating her.

Well, ya know...I wasn't really planning on having little Johnny, but I goofed inside my girlfriend, so here we are...

by CaptainMasterZ August 16, 2017

goof

it's not a french word, it's instead an inside joke/typo my friend had made. goof is good, good is goof. be a goof. the end.

me:*sends meme with unfunny caption*
penelhoepe: that's goof
penelhoepe:*good

by hansolismyaesthetic August 22, 2017

Goof

This word comes from the mix of two separate words; Gook, which is a derogatory word used to describe someone of Southeast or East Asian descent, and Poof, which is a derogatory slang which refers to a homosexual person.

(Imagine a situation where a group of people are playing a drinking game)

Man 1: Everyone who likes chicks drinks
*all men at the party apart from Jameson drink*
Man 2: Hey Jameson, why didn't you drink?
Jameson: Well, because I don't like women.
Man 3 to Man 1: I didn't know Jameson was a goof.

by SpanishTwat June 10, 2018