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Jabari Parker 

Former #2 pick of the 2014 NBA Draft. Was certainly supposed to become one of the greatest players to rise in the NBA. Unfortunately, an injury plagued stint with the Milwaukee Bucks presented itself as an obstacle in Parker's career. Despite the hardships Jabari has endured, he's still a lethal offensive force on the floor and still has plenty of time to rise back up to his potential.

Off the court, he is known to be a devout member of the LDS Church (Mormon) and definitely applies the principles he was taught from his faith through his humility and selflessness. He broke the hearts of many LDS people when he chose to forego his missionary service and later chose to commit to Duke over BYU. FYI, he was never obligated to attend BYU simply because of his religion.
Jabari Parker is basically Derrick Rose 2.0. If Derrick Rose can bounce back from injuries, Jabari Parker sure can, especially since those two grew up from the same neighborhood.
Jabari Parker by jc4493 November 8, 2019
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Peter Parker 

whos that
who the hell is peter parker?
Peter Parker by CheeseOkBettLmao February 7, 2022
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Rock Star parking 

The closest, or most desirable parking spot
Since I got to work at 7, I got Rock Star parking.

I really lucked out at the mall today, and got Rock Star Parking.
Rock Star parking by onefaller September 13, 2005
A parking garage/parking structure (Canadian).
Let's go park in that parkade over there, eh?
parkade by Tom Llewellin July 22, 2006

sarah jessica parker 

An actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.
Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.
sarah jessica parker by Cazz February 6, 2006

this isn't where I parked my car 

A phrase used anytime one needs to get out of an awkward situation.
While in the club, Joe begins hitting on a nice young lady, Jane. Jane's big, scary boyfriend suddenly shows up, which is when Joe says, "this isn't where I parked my car!" and casually walks away.
It's wrong if you call a Parkour practitioner a 'Parkourer'.
A Parkour practitioner is called Traceur. Traceuse for female Parkour practitioner
Some dude : Are you a Parkourer?
Traceur : No i'm not, a Parkour practitioner is called Traceur
Parkourer by FatBaldDude November 27, 2012