Rock Star parking

The closest, or most desirable parking spot

Since I got to work at 7, I got Rock Star parking.

I really lucked out at the mall today, and got Rock Star Parking.

by onefaller September 13, 2005

parkade

A parking garage/parking structure (Canadian).

Let's go park in that parkade over there, eh?

by Tom Llewellin July 22, 2006

sarah jessica parker

An actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.

Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.

by Cazz February 6, 2006

this isn't where I parked my car

A phrase used anytime one needs to get out of an awkward situation.

While in the club, Joe begins hitting on a nice young lady, Jane. Jane's big, scary boyfriend suddenly shows up, which is when Joe says, "this isn't where I parked my car!" and casually walks away.

by ginger87 March 8, 2010

Parkourer

It's wrong if you call a Parkour practitioner a 'Parkourer'.
A Parkour practitioner is called Traceur. Traceuse for female Parkour practitioner

Some dude : Are you a Parkourer?
Traceur : No i'm not, a Parkour practitioner is called Traceur

by FatBaldDude November 27, 2012

Parkage

When people linger in front of an area that others need access to. For example, people standing and talking at a buffet table blocking others from getting food.

Look at the parkage over there causing a long line.

by Reschk March 22, 2016

Courtney Parking

A term coined in Oregon by state troopers and keizer police, Courtney parking is parallel parking where you are at least a foot from the curb.

Guy1: why is that car parked in the middle of the road?
Guy2: its not, they are just Courtney parking.

by adoce June 12, 2013