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john kerry by Bill Fuckin Nye October 23, 2006
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John Cena
The equivalent to The Rock of 2000 (with exception of promos and some hypocritical fan perception ring wise), meaning a wrestler who sports some moves (like all wrestlers do, Stone Cold is particulary noticable for only a few moves but was praised) but is an incredibly diligent and hard worker. Comparable to The Rock in ring skills, but not applicable in promos given the corny material Cena is succumbed to. Similar in a way they were beat down for a majority of the match, but magically won the match at the end.
One whose character and direction conveys imminent doom for a wrestler (JBL is poopy). Someone who has not had the title since October but is still bashed despite the fact the main reason for the negativity was how Cena in posession of title (where's the logic in that?).
Comparison between The Rock and John Cena ring-wise:
Punches, flying closeline, Rock uses Sharpshooter as main submission (Cena uses a main submission as well), Rock Bottom to FU (same in the sense the one who suffers the finisher lands on their back), 5 Knuckle Shuffle to The People's Elbow.
John Cena occasional moves:
Fisherman suplex, flying legdrop, throwback, sitout hiptoss
Rock occasional moves: Float over DDT, kip-up (not really a move), samoan drop, spinebuster, overhead belly to belly suplex (rare but used).
The two are similar in the ring department, which would make the Rock a ''bad wrestler'' given what the fans see in John Cena (few moves do not make a bad wrestler, using psychology and storytelling is key to a good wrestler, which both can clealy do with their charisma).
One whose character and direction conveys imminent doom for a wrestler (JBL is poopy). Someone who has not had the title since October but is still bashed despite the fact the main reason for the negativity was how Cena in posession of title (where's the logic in that?).
Comparison between The Rock and John Cena ring-wise:
Punches, flying closeline, Rock uses Sharpshooter as main submission (Cena uses a main submission as well), Rock Bottom to FU (same in the sense the one who suffers the finisher lands on their back), 5 Knuckle Shuffle to The People's Elbow.
John Cena occasional moves:
Fisherman suplex, flying legdrop, throwback, sitout hiptoss
Rock occasional moves: Float over DDT, kip-up (not really a move), samoan drop, spinebuster, overhead belly to belly suplex (rare but used).
The two are similar in the ring department, which would make the Rock a ''bad wrestler'' given what the fans see in John Cena (few moves do not make a bad wrestler, using psychology and storytelling is key to a good wrestler, which both can clealy do with their charisma).
John Cena by Environmentalist August 9, 2008
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John Cena
Probably one of the best wrestlers of all time. Most male fans of the WWE tend to hate him because of his success and his gimicks. John Cena started out as a rapper and has beaten the rock. He is an enduring, respectful, caring, and great wrestler as he is the current WWE champion defeating Shawn Michaels, Triple H, The Miz, Randy Orton, Cm Punk, Sheamus, Big Show, and The Rock.
Do you like John Cena?- person 1
HELL NO! That fag needs to quit!- person 2
That's OK you just cant accept the fact that he's a good wrestler.
HELL NO! That fag needs to quit!- person 2
That's OK you just cant accept the fact that he's a good wrestler.
John Cena by Onewayonly May 8, 2013
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John Kerry
A scumbag who decided to speak out once again, as seen on FOX News today, which is fair and balanced compared to the other mediar channels. This time, it was criticizing Bush once again for going into Iraq, and also about the Iraqi election. Yes, God forbid that people in the Middle East have the right to vote, SO HORRIBLE!!!
It's too bad Kerry doesn't have any idear what he's talking about. However, he does have an idear about why he's so bitchy and whiny: the fact that he lost the election and can't get over it.
It's too bad Kerry doesn't have any idear what he's talking about. However, he does have an idear about why he's so bitchy and whiny: the fact that he lost the election and can't get over it.
the use of the words "idear" and "mediar" above is mocking the Boston-styled way that Kerry pronounces them.
John Kerry by Radical Republican August 18, 2006
John Sisco
One of the greatest rapper form Johnstown Pa who have a dream to make his city better and will have his team and his fans to support him in so many ways. His album titles means everything what is going through in his life and want his haters to know to keep hating while he is making money
John Sisco by winner2018 February 13, 2018