whack the one-eyed worm 

to masturbate

Dave got so excited watching the Hammerettes he had to rush off at half-time and whack the one-eyed worm.

whack the one-eyed worm by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003

the winking eye 

VAGINA!!!!

"the winking eye is her vagina!" Augie Farks

the winking eye by Augie Farkss March 25, 2009

bright eyes 

a great band that has the young and beautiful conor oberst in it. an indie band from omaha.

Kevin:Bright Eyes is performing this week!
Amy:Wow they rock my socks!
Anne: Conors so hot!

bright eyes by Monique February 9, 2004

EYE |\|33|> h3[P! 

I need help!

EYE |\|33|> h3[P! by Anonymous October 30, 2003

brown eye surprise 

closely resembling the winston slip, the difference being that the brown eye suprise is used with the intention of a second date. May also be used on significant other, wife or girlfriend.
See The Winston Slip for full details.

"I gave her the brown eye surprise She thought I was heading for the beef curtains, but I slipped it in the exit only hole."

brown eye surprise by pkbm July 21, 2006

Penis Eyes 

The rare genetic dissorder in which the ocular orifi are occupied by peni, instead of eyes.

Gross that kid is leaking from his penis eyes.
Yeah yesteday he turned around and whacked me with his penis eyes.

Penis Eyes by Narvie December 28, 2005

starry eyed 

When you are on ecstacy, your pupils get very dialated and you feel amazing and starry eyed. Your eyes feel very wide and glowing.

I'm rollin hard and I feel so starry eyed!

starry eyed by dublights88 October 10, 2011