Turtle

In intercourse when the female pushes the males penis inward, resulting in a massive ejaculation all over the females face

When larry's girlfriend gave him a turtle he couldnt help but go into his shell

by Narvie August 05, 2005

bush

a term given to a female in australia who has a vast amount of pubic hair that is very dry and diry, much like the bushs in australia. sometimes birds and animals make their nests and homes in it

Jamie couldnt help but go "CRIKEY!" when he saw Laura's bush.

by Narvie August 05, 2005

The Show

term given to when one women plays with her vagina enough to give the viewer the pleasure of an erection. sometimes the show is wet, sometimes the show is moist, and sometimes its just downright dirty.

Cathy couldn't wait to take Bob to The Show.

by Narvie August 05, 2005

Oshkosh

A city that mass produces pornography, a term for an earthshaking orgasm

When i want a XXX magazine i stop in the citgo at Oshkosh

by Narvie August 06, 2005

Penis Eyes

The rare genetic dissorder in which the ocular orifi are occupied by peni, instead of eyes.

Gross that kid is leaking from his penis eyes.
Yeah yesteday he turned around and whacked me with his penis eyes.

by Narvie December 28, 2005

Fluffer Sandwich

When a couple has sex, and the female is hungry and yells out, "Im hungry" The male then responds sure here comes a fluffer sandwich. The male then pulls out his loaf of bread, and places them on the females face. He then cums on one piece and slathers one side of the bread with his handy jar of peanut butter. He puts the bread togather and cuts the crust off for extra plaesure and force feeds the female.

Nick was with Kate, it was a pleasurable evening until Kate cried until Nick gave her a fluffer sandwich. She was pleased

by Narvie December 28, 2005