A laggy toaster, is the laggyest, most uncontrollable device ever. If you have a laggy toaster then you better either uphold the name or get a new toaster. A laggy toaster can be the most prestigious name or the least presteigious.
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Person: “Me and my girlfriend tried toaster knifing last night. It was painful but she says she wants to do it again”
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verb. . .when in the act of anal sex, when the man's orgasm is so intense, it causes the "receiver" to violently shit on his dick
John was going back door on Martha so hard, she covered his dick in diarrhea, classic Austrian toaster.
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