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destroy my package

When a woman wants you to absolutely tear that shit up, rearrange her guts, and give her the goober (she wants you to wreck that shit bro). She asks you to “destroy my package.”
Girl: Hi, I know we just met but can you please destroy my package?
Guy: I mean yeah I’m down.
by Pfeff1 October 20, 2020
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my sick package

Slang term to describe one’s own psychological damage, or “baggage,” along with one’s insightful recognition that it exists.
I’ve got my sick package and you’ve got your sick package.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023
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wacky packages

A popular trading cards created by Topps, Inc. Started in 1967 as a punch-out cards, and started in 1973 as stickers in 13 series, returned in 1985, 1991, and 2004-present. Has hilarity spoofed-up names of a household, food, school supplies, video games, toys, magazines, books, and everyday objects. It was popular because kids stuck these on their binders, folder, and even inside the locker doors at school. Each series contains 55 cards plus some bonuses and foil sticker cards.
I hope the Wacky Packages ANS4 will be including like BusterCard (MasterCard), Mountain Goo Code Lead (Mountain Dew Code Red), Nutroid (Metroid), TwitchBee (TwinBee), Dance Dance Repulsion (Dance Dance Revolution), and Ache 5 (Hershey's Take 5).
by ChoujinkiMetalder April 9, 2006
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swagger packages

Swagger packages are for people who have and want the ultimate combination of money, flyness, charisma, and good looks. One who sells swagger packages is fundamentally teaching and giving the buyer an insider's look into how you can have swagger; the buyer, reciprocally, gains more swagger.
"Yo it's DJ Dyber.. still not signed, still wavy.

This is the 50K video. I am the 50k kid... ya digg?
For all you people who are broke, work with me.. get money with me.
I'm selling swagger packages, ten thousand a piece.. just sold like three of them."
by dyberfan February 28, 2010
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razza-fracka-packa-loomis

an exclamation of frustration, similar to "damn".
the advantage here is that by the time you've said the whole word, you've either forgotten what has enfuriated you, or you have calmed down again
"Razza-fracka-packa-loomis!"
"What's wrong?"
"I'm fine now."
"Good. I'd hate to see you have another coniption fit."
by Zooney May 7, 2006
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little meat package

barbra: have you ever been excited before? ://
joe: yes, and my little meat package wasn't so little afterwards
by porkiies February 2, 2020
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package drop

This action is performed by taking your male anatomy and lifting it, walking over to a female(or male if you must) or just about any object really, and simply "drop" your "package" on the object, they will be sure to feel it or get creative and ding food bells with your package, etc.
"oh my god, that dude just package dropped me and his package was SOOOO BIG, i cant wait to get with him."
by Jordan Smith February 18, 2004
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