maltose

Sugar form of "malto".

He's so awesome, his maltose level is 200!

by St3ph3n H4wk1n6 September 28, 2005

maltoboris

He who is a she, but is still a he who loves hes and shes alike. While he loves hes and shes he loves herself the most, and yet, the least.

The maltoboris often moans in the restroom to itself.

by James Alexander Wilson March 30, 2009

Maltelfovich

The language people use when austining to make sure their target is unaware they are being mocked.

Bob: "Hey, Joe, there goes that vampiritic slut, Jose!"
Joe: "And here he comes to beat you up. >watches stupid Bob get the shit kicked out of him< Sigh. If only you'd used Maltelfovich."

by Crazy Axer July 6, 2009

maltrate

to titrate maltose. ie: to drink beer all day in a carefully calculated, metered manner.

For best results, maltrate.

by chickenwater July 8, 2010

Malty Pink

Malty pink. noun. 1. An certain, extremely explicit sexual act. 2. The color of certain bars of soap.

1: ohhhhh shit dawg. you did not malty pink her. you did not.
2. Nice malty pink bar of soap. Classy

by JabHerPunssy September 9, 2010

MalTej

Two friends who act so much alike that they could be mistaken for twins. Their bond of friendship will be one that overcomes every obstacle from Boy troubles to supposed backstabbing. Lies and deceit can not tear them apart. They are the last two pieces to a social puzzle.

"We need a MalTej in our group"

"Omg, look at those two! They are total MalTej's"

Mal- "We are total act-a-like twins!"
Tej- "You mean a MalTej?"
Mal- "Yes!!! Thats just what I was thinking!"

by OneHalfOfAMalTej June 6, 2011

Maltrumpance

The horrible things that are said or done by Donald Trump or negatively experienced, heard, or feared by others because of him.

I can't even watch TV or be on the internet due to to all the Maltrumpance.

by LaLa Bling-ah July 19, 2016