malto

Something so incredible, it would cause Stephen Hawking to actually say "Hax!"

Guy 1: Those ninja just killed stole the A-Team van without BA Barrachus noticing!

Guy 2: That's so malto!

by Sanada.san September 27, 2005

Malto Method

n. (Mall-toe Meth-uhd) a. Actively being mediocre in a contest to play it safe in the hopes that the leaders will make a mistake and you will coast into first place.

b. To do like Sean Malto does.

Tim: Are you going to do something cool for the science fair?

John: No dude, I'm just going to use the Malto Method and make a volcano.

by -Angel- September 2, 2011

Sean Malto

An awesome real Professonial Skateboarder best known for his Nollie Grinds, Hardflips, 360 flips, and Nollie Flips. Turned pro in 2008 and competed in the Maloof Money Cup placing atleast 12 among the best skaters in the world. Sean Malto is also known for his incredible steezy (style with ease). tricks and sick video parts. His sponsors include : Girl,Etnies,Thunder,Spitfire,Fourstar clothing,and Diamond. Sean Malto is easily one of the best skateboarders today!

Dude did you see Sean Malto's part!

by Randomskater13 August 6, 2008

Sean Malto

Sean Malto is kind of like a game you can play with both genders. It's when you go to a random person and try to get something off them by saying "my friends will pay me ______ and you can make it up from there!
The name Sean Malto is from a famous skateboarder who did this on his free time but the original is guys trying to hook up with random girls.

You:My friends will pay me $5 if you make out with me?
Random Person: Sure
Friends: *Gives you $5*
Friends: WOW, he just Sean Malto her!

by Farzad Goosee August 13, 2011

Malcom

a guy with rare flavor in music

I listened to malcom music playlist yesterday and was amazed by it all

by NotHuman February 21, 2020

Malcom

A Guy Who Is Extremely Sweet & Everyone Loves Him

This Guy Name Malcom Is Such A Sweetheart

by HeGotSauce November 9, 2019

malcome

A sweet, loving man who has a soft spot for animals. Finds a sweet girl that loves him back and loves her forever. He is very handsome and is strong and supportive. He keeps a good job, but he is not very adventurous, and is afraid of a lot of things. He is a good man to have if you want to settle down and have kids. He is very smart in math, as he went to school at Harvard, so he is a very skilled accountant.

O.M.G. Becky, Malcome just got me a new puppy!
Malcome! You remembered the anniversary of our first date! Thank you for the roses!

by Cassidy Stevens June 2, 2017