Bedhead

A racial slur for a person of Asian ethnicity.

Reason 1. The shape of their eyes resemble someone who just woke up.

Reason 2. The history of opium use in Asia and the relation to the term opium dreams. Also inferring their eyes resemble someone who is high or groggy from a deep dream.

Reason 3. Millennial Asians tend to use a large variety and abundant amount of hair products in an attempt to individualize themselves or resemble a more western style. The popular hair product brand Bed Head links the term to the trend.

Why do bedheads tend to sit only with other bedheads in the cafeteria?

Quick! Hide the dog from the bedheads!

I don't like all thelse new bedhead influences: kpop, jpop, hologram anime concerts and samurai manbuns...

These unpronounceable bedhead names are hilarious *obviously misprounouncing* "cahloog" "yoshitoshi" "ching chong park ngwin."

by WrittenByABedhead September 24, 2016

bedophile

Someone who loves to lay in bed for fun, a power nap, to catch themselves or just to satisfy their sleep addiction.

Crissy couldn't come along for the party tonight, she's such a bedophile.

I know right, i wish i could be that easily satisfied...it must be my mattress, i should have it replaced.

by EcchiTemptation July 6, 2016

bediphobia

Fear of going to bed.

I do not sleep because of my severe bediphobia.

by slickrick321 June 17, 2016

bediphobia

Fear of going to bed

I have developed insomnia because of my bediphobia.

by slickrick321 June 17, 2016

bedroom-dead

Adj: when a woman has not had sex, with her significant other or a male lover, in more than 10 weeks and is sexually frustrated.

If a woman is bedroom-dead, and has needs, she'll probably resort to Craigslist

by Sexydimma June 27, 2016

Bedside Buddy

That one hot nurse in a hospital that has several "ways" to cure her patients. Including but not limited to: handjobs, oral sex, and tit fucking

"Wow dude that hospital was awesome! I had a bedside buddy and everything!"

by phillip buttons August 12, 2016

Bedfast

You and your other half in bed around 3-4 am eating a variety of foods including, but not limited to hot cheetos, nuggets(golden), full steak dinner, chocolates, jalapeño chetos, French onion dip, calzones, and parts of tacos off of a plate. Oh and Halloween candy. Then you have the best sex of your life on 600 dollars in winning pull tabs.

It's 3am... I'm a big titty white girl, I'm in bed with my bartender bf and it's time for 3rd meal bedfast!

by Shaylovejr December 2, 2016