coachella jesus 

The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.

Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.

And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.

“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.

coachella jesus by Craig Rasputin May 26, 2018

Skinless Jesus 

A Jesus for everyone. A messiah excepted by all race.

Daddy, what’s a skinless Jesus? Well Timmy, it’s a Jesus that everyone can worship.

Skinless Jesus by Tuna Juice July 16, 2018

Black Jesus 

The most incorrect race of Jesus next to White Jesus.

Black Jesus? White Jesus? Will people ever learn that Jesus was never white or black? He was Jewish. There's a difference.

Black Jesus by CelticEagle February 15, 2019

Meet Jesus 

A metaphor for death. To meet Jesus is to die, be judged and then meet Jesus. You can meet Jesus by eating KFC (Kentucky From China), or from being unable to frigth back to your instain mother.

Plistinblitzen: I'm the bab
by gotta love me!
Gecock42069: time to kill the baby.
Plistinblitzen: oofenheimer, I have been did done did.
Alphanumeral: ok fux, I'm the only 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚one here so Lenny talk.
Gecock42069: you haven't gone to SUPRA BINYOT LANDE yet.
Plistinblitzen: *fucking dies*
Hodgepodgeman123: I'm with him. *Fucking dies*
Gecock42069: ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Alphanumeral: I uhh.. need to go meet Jesus bye-bye!
Alphanumeral: *fucking dies*

Meet Jesus by Lightwalker360 March 14, 2020

Pulled off a jesus 

when some one dies and then comes back to life again.

ken: Sweet Lord! Devon pulled off a jesus!

kathy: He died two months ago! THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD!

Pulled off a jesus by deadleet May 15, 2009

doing a jesus 

when you are failing at something and come back and win

we were losing the game but we came back and it was like doing a jesus!
we were loosing but we did a jesus and won!

doing a jesus by Octosc June 5, 2018

mini ranga jesus 

fucking life

praise mini ranga jesus

mini ranga jesus by PIKU NIKU May 28, 2019