5 definitions by Craig Rasputin
The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.
Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.
And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.
And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.
by Craig Rasputin April 14, 2018
The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.
Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.
And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.
And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.
by Craig Rasputin April 14, 2018
"Coachella"
An annual music festival held in the spring time in the "Coachella valley" of Southern California.
It is a hallmark staple for people to "independently come completely together" while being from every single opposite corner of every grooming / fashion style and music genre that exists, while strictly conforming to trends that do not conform.
By popular vote, It's not a requirement to know any of the artists that are performing, Nor are patrons required to attend any of the Bohemian music tents that have been set up by "for-profit" corporations (that you are recommended, but not required, to hate because of the capitalization they pose on society). This should be recorded on your corporate iPhone you will carry with a corporate Wi-Fi signal you'll be operating under.
The subculture of this festival is designed to accept all of the aforemementioned descriptions and comprise it's definition using simple, easy-going words such as "boho" "hipster" "freebird" and "gypsy".
See also brochella hochella and dohchella
I hope these definitions are helpful in the expose of the magnificent experience you will have at this festival, and share with others.
An annual music festival held in the spring time in the "Coachella valley" of Southern California.
It is a hallmark staple for people to "independently come completely together" while being from every single opposite corner of every grooming / fashion style and music genre that exists, while strictly conforming to trends that do not conform.
By popular vote, It's not a requirement to know any of the artists that are performing, Nor are patrons required to attend any of the Bohemian music tents that have been set up by "for-profit" corporations (that you are recommended, but not required, to hate because of the capitalization they pose on society). This should be recorded on your corporate iPhone you will carry with a corporate Wi-Fi signal you'll be operating under.
The subculture of this festival is designed to accept all of the aforemementioned descriptions and comprise it's definition using simple, easy-going words such as "boho" "hipster" "freebird" and "gypsy".
See also brochella hochella and dohchella
I hope these definitions are helpful in the expose of the magnificent experience you will have at this festival, and share with others.
" I want to break free and try something new. Therefore, I will go and do what everybody else is doing at Coachella. And I will express how different I am. "
by Craig Rasputin April 15, 2017
A man who dresses as a part bird and part malnourished walker in the desert.
Also known as the official pregame outfit for burning man.
Also known as the official pregame outfit for burning man.
“Hey, look at that guy weaving an Eagles feather into his hair after just taking off his corporate neck tie. . He must be donning his Brochella outfit”
by Craig Rasputin April 13, 2018
Dohchella describes the distinct subcultural distinctions for those attending the Coachella Valley concert every spring in Southern California.
It is a complete accident that the first syllable of this word is a sound that a certain number of the cartoon Simpsons family makes when observing something unfortunate.
Social media has become a tool for not only the concert itself, but for attention seeking strategies.
Within the caged concert it is easy to express free-spirited Gypsy style by asking a fluorescent vested security guards to snap an independent thinking unique photograph- stand with the peace sign, hips cocked to the side, with Ferris wheel in background.
An exit poll of these open-minded attendees- Impressively, the average number of lifetime countries visited per attendee increased to 1.3 from the 2005 to 2014 average of 1.1.
76% of all foreign visitations were in Cancun or Ensenada Mexico. Rounding out the statistic, 1% stated they had been "to the moon and back with my Bestie"
Also in exciting news, those who are unable to attend this unique festival, The Ferris wheel will remain in place for the country concert "stagecoach" where free-spirited and non-mainstream thinking can rapidly be replaced with traditional wild west clothing and frowning and pictures, in Lieu of peace signs.
We hope this description of this life-changing amazing venue is beneficial to your inner transformation and all of the other amazing expressions you'll experience. And share.
It is a complete accident that the first syllable of this word is a sound that a certain number of the cartoon Simpsons family makes when observing something unfortunate.
Social media has become a tool for not only the concert itself, but for attention seeking strategies.
Within the caged concert it is easy to express free-spirited Gypsy style by asking a fluorescent vested security guards to snap an independent thinking unique photograph- stand with the peace sign, hips cocked to the side, with Ferris wheel in background.
An exit poll of these open-minded attendees- Impressively, the average number of lifetime countries visited per attendee increased to 1.3 from the 2005 to 2014 average of 1.1.
76% of all foreign visitations were in Cancun or Ensenada Mexico. Rounding out the statistic, 1% stated they had been "to the moon and back with my Bestie"
Also in exciting news, those who are unable to attend this unique festival, The Ferris wheel will remain in place for the country concert "stagecoach" where free-spirited and non-mainstream thinking can rapidly be replaced with traditional wild west clothing and frowning and pictures, in Lieu of peace signs.
We hope this description of this life-changing amazing venue is beneficial to your inner transformation and all of the other amazing expressions you'll experience. And share.
Man, I can't even check my email because there's so many pop-ups of girls sending screenshots of their Snapchat of the butterfly glitter filter. Damn Dohchella"
by Craig Rasputin April 15, 2017