single 15

Single 15 - a) losing 15 pounds after a break up - because "you've lost your appetite" and/or you want to be hot. b) you gain 15 pounds after breaking up - because you're "so upset," drinking like cray, eating ice cream, and/or are on tinder.
-"Omg, we just broke up, how have I already gained the single 15!?"

-"Ugh, the only good thing about leaving him was the single 15!"
by Single15 July 30, 2014
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shit single

that song sucked, it must be a shit single
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virtue singling

The act of adding political causes to one's dating profile in an attempt to weed out partners of the opposite political persuasion and to assert you own political purity.
Man, look at all the hashtags in this girl's profile

Eh, she's just virtue singling
by Uaski February 18, 2023
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single couple

A couple who has no children.
We are available Saturday Night because we are a single couple without need for a babysitter.
by CapitolHillNJ August 13, 2019
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Single sideism

When you spent so much time allowing yourself to indulge your randomsearchophilia that you start to only believe the first articles you see on any topic. This can lead to misinformation and for pop culture myths to spread at a rapid-fire rate.
Friend 1: "I heard that Lady Gaga is a Satanist."

Friend 2: "Where did you hear that, because it's not true."

Friend 1: "It's gotta be. I read it when I was Googling."

Friend 2: "Dude, you're suffering from some serious single sideism."
by Cosplay Gir September 12, 2010
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The Single Army

When any number of singles work together to achieve a common goal; most often, helping fellow single members hook up with the opposite sex.
PT received a promotion in the Single Army after an expert display of wingmanship the other night.
by DRap316 January 12, 2009
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Pretty single

"I only kiss single men." said the attractive single woman.
"I'm pretty single." said the man with a girlfriend.
by Ciderbeer September 14, 2018
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