roflysst

Rolling on the Floor Yet Somehow Still Typing, originated by British comedian Bill Bailey to highlight the logical inaccuracy of modern internet abbreviations, and for a bit of a laugh.

Man1 - Did you hear about <funny topic>?
Man2 - That's Hilarious, ROFLYSST!

by Urban Definitions ltd. October 15, 2010

roflaf

Rolling on Floor Laughing and Farting

Defined and used by the Vampire trading team, an eclectic group of forex traders led by the mysterious Dr Bob, who stay up all night staring at candlestick charts filled with lines and squiggles and dots that comprise trading strategies with nonsensical names such as big breakfast. Staying up all night watching currency pairs will cause some strange conversations and humor helps break the tension of trading in wildly changing markets.

DB: I just entered e/j on the 1 min light and I'm up 1 pip. Cmon, let's see one mor pip.
DJ: ROFLAF

by mspips January 25, 2008

roflbrick

A brick that can be thrown physically or mentally at a person to make this other person laugh.

Person #1: Why aren't you laughing at my jokes?
Person #2: IDK
Person #1: Here take this roflbrick
Person #2: Ow...HAHAHAHAHA

by denandershaw July 16, 2011

roflmaosh

A very recent way of expressing your level of laughter online. With a stronger meaning than "ROLFMAO" which stands for "Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off", ROFLMAOSH pronounced "ruffle-may-osh" stands for "Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard"

MSN Dude #1: Dude check this video out! It's about a guy getting kicked in the balls.

MSN Dude #2: ROFLMAOSH

by Gyuri February 16, 2008

ROFLWEW

rolling on the floor laughing while eating waffles

Guy1:Man these waffles are mad good

Guy2: ROFL. are u ROFLWEW?

Guy1: Naw im totally eating them at the table

by taylor mcconnelll January 19, 2009

ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

The ultimate word of chat. It is a combination of 8 chat words rolled together in a massive orgy of amazing and win.
This word single handedly is capable of pwnting the fuck out of anyone in any given place in any given situation.

So Sarah, what did the rapist look like?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

Did you just give me a cleavland steamer?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

by El Zacko October 7, 2006

roflwabbo

rolling on the floor laughing with a book bag on

*coming home from school watching Full House season 1 on the iphone*

roflwabbo!

by mattypVA April 7, 2009