Suicide Chump

An individual that attempts to commit suicide, as he realizes he/she is an idiot, but fails at his attempt, and ends up more self-conscious than ever.

Marvelously depicted by musician Frank Zappa in his You Are What You Is album.

-My friend was so depressed he decided to swallow a cyanide pill, but he mistook it for an aspirin.

-A suicide chump!

Suicide Chump by Dog talk November 18, 2010

"Face, chump!"

An exclamation declaring humiliation. Short for "In your face, chump." Most commonly used during street basketball games.

Tyrone yelled "Face, chump!" after rejecting Oliver's set shot.

"Face, chump!" by Robert Griswald November 30, 2006

cum chump 

When you easily cum or cum often without much effort required.

I would have given a second load, but I'm not a cum chump.

cum chump by Revan Caires November 21, 2016

Jump to chump 

When you immediately call someone a chump as soon as they are seen.

Josh walks in the room and appears to have been crying.

Tomas: Why does it look like Josh is crying?

Ben: Cuz he's a chump.

Tomas: How can you say that!?! You just jump to chump like that.

Jump to chump by BombSquadRaabi January 17, 2010

Half Pump Chump 

Defined as anyone who goes to the gym and does many reps and sets of a machine improperly. Often used to appear as if they have more strength than what they really do. Usually associated with buff guys or gym rats.

Bro, look at that dude squatting 415 over there, are his knees even bending?...what a half pump chump.

Half Pump Chump by Brad_yungtaco June 3, 2016

butt chump 

A homosexual with bad hygiene

Don't take Bob home he's a butt chump

butt chump by d Blog March 5, 2004

COD chump 

Noun-a person with an excessive obsession with Call of Duty. They think it's the be all/end all of FPS's and will defend it's honour to the bitter end even though it's really just like any other FPS ever made.

Person A: COD is soooooooooo amazing! Greatest game eva!
Person B: You're such a COD chump.

COD chump by mightfighty January 22, 2010