baking muffins 

Common Hockey term, meaning when you shot the puck, it flutters in the air, or goes slow. Just like a muffin would if you shot it.

John's baking muffins out there! They are just fluttering all over the place and the goalie stops each of them!

baking muffins by Josh Hendrickson April 12, 2008

crud muffins 

An exclamation or ejaculation appropriate for almost any occassion.

Crud muffins! The sheehoo gateway is down yet again!

crud muffins by _joe October 29, 2004

Meffing 

a short form of, or rather, more polite way in saying mother-fucking. Derived from effing which means fucking by adding a 'M' in front of the word. Hence 'M-effing'

I've got three more meffing years til college ends!

Meffing by LG Godwin November 2, 2008

muffintop

a human that is awckwardly over weight and have a "cliff hanger" over their pants forming the shade of a muffin top

that dudes got a large muffintop.

he needs a larger shirt to cover that up

muffintop by bracezz February 15, 2009

muffing 

To smell like one hasn't washed for a few months.

Phooh, she's / he's absolutely muffing !

muffing by Muffindamule October 1, 2006

Muffing 

The act of performing oral sex on a woman who doesn't shave her pubic hair. Originated from the town of Muff, in Ireland.

"So what'd you get up to over the weekend?"

"Oh, nothin' much. Just a lie in, and a bit of muffing the wife

Muffing by Spoovo August 25, 2015

muffintop

top of a penis.

i drilled a soft muffintop last night and i feel great.

muffintop by dsfsdag October 19, 2008