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Harry

Harry is a weird little human with no upper body or lower body strength whatsoever. He pretends to a preppy yet is an emo furry and our Fairy Gay-Mother. He never gets the girls so he surrounds himself with them as his best friends (most of them being smoking hot). He used to wear dresses as a child because he wished he could be a girl. He has the largest forehead in all of history yet he has a brain the size of a grapefruit seed. He also plays soccer and pretends to be Lionel Messi whenever he plays. He has the skinniest legs in the world and is really, really, really, really, really, really short. (his forehead makes up for about 79.6% of his height). His dick is also non-existent as he doesn't have a pussy either he just has two holes between his legs(he agreed to this).
Harry: "i sometimes throw glitter at people and tell them i am
by Brunette_bitch February 23, 2023
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Harry Styles

BEAUTIFUL 28 YEAR OLD MAN WITH 3 ALBUMS AND A MASSIVE FAN BASE
Guy: Soooo you love me, right?
Partner: YES OF COURSE
Guy: More than Harry Styles?
Partner:hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Yeah
Guy: *celebrates*
by introveredpanda July 20, 2022
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Harry Styles

1: hey who’s that guy who sings watermelon sugar?
2: oh that’s Harry styles, the only man ever.
by nllzharrystyles January 9, 2024
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Harry Norris

always has a massive penis is above average height he is quite charismatic and can be very charming though his lack of vocabulary clearly shows when you talk to the guy
by massive masculine man July 24, 2021
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Harry Potter

Main character with a hero complex that gets very annoying.

(I know he was supposed to defeat the dark lord or whateva not the fucking point dumbass)
(And is fucking rude to Neville for no reason AND HE WAS TRYING TO HELP HIS ASS)
(Anyways stan Neville cause he's da shit)
"Harry Potter do you have an annoying ass hero complex"
"Why yes the fuck I do!!
by don'tbestupid February 6, 2021
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Kamala Harris

by Zorb29 November 2, 2024
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Harry Styles

a very very very humble and lovely singer who needs to learn to wear a MASKKK!!
Fan 1: Did you see the pap pics of Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde? Harry looks so handsome.
Fan 2: Yeah, I saw them but Harry needs to learn to wear a mask
by LOLOLOLOLOLO28 January 8, 2021
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